So, the reason I felt compelled to write tonight .......ashy bines .....or should I say ashy slimes, as someone just called her hahahahahahahhaa....much more apt I think!
Sorry if you're a fan of hers, she's just well ....a skinny money hungry, plagiarising bitch! A comment was made about her opening a 'clean eating cafe' .....this is the same women that warned the world of hidden dangers in salad "don't eat too much lettuce, it's very high in sugar" ....that statement says it all.......yet there are still those that idolise her.....why? She has done nothing but copy and paste info that can very easily be gathered online then she slapped her name on it and claimed it as her own ......then had the audacity to charge people their hard earned cash for it!!!
I'm sorry but if I'm paying out money for someone to share their knowledge - I'd much rather they actually have some (knowledge that is!). Or someone who says look this was me *insert pic of larger person* I stopped eating foods X, Y and Z and did L, M and N exercise and this is me now *insert pic of smaller person* this is what worked for me, you may be different......you know that sort of thing. There are still those out there who spout the same crap about don't eat this or that and seem to know EVERYTHING there is to know about health, fitness ......even when things are working for you, they still have to tell you how you're 'doing it wrong', yet they're the size of a small truck ............
So my eating has been ....as always....a little hit n' miss, nothing new there ....I was talking to my mega gorgeous, princess, baby girl ...who isn't well at the moment - and after chatting for a fair while I said ok sweetie I have to go and eat a huge hamburger lol.....her respond was 'hmmm that's healthy Mumma'....lol, as I was about to tell her how good I've been and hadn't eaten chocolate for the past 3 days I remembered that I'd just eaten 2 mint slice biscuits .....damn you husband with the packet of chocolately goodness!!!
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Princess, baby girl was telling me how the doc has ordered blood, urine and stool sample tests.....I (as a nursey) was giving her practical advice on how to collect a stool sample ......which had us in hysterics .....practical Mumma was saying 'so put an ice-cream container into the loo to 'catch' the poo then open the sample container and use the little pooper scooper to collect some poo and put the lid back on the sample bottle' to which I hear "Oh Gross Mumma!"........Then we'd talked about her going to get her blood test done tomorrow morning and how she might be able to do the urine sample whilst she was there, Silly Mumma said "You could always try and do the stool sample if you could guarantee you were only going to do a little nugget poo....mind you just imagine the pathologists face if you did and whopper and have to walk out holding it, looking like a big brown banana shooting up out of the specimen jar saying "sorry but I can't seem to get the lid on"....I couldn't speak for a while as I was laughing so hard....... I'm sorry baby girl .....it was just too funny not to share :D I love you xx
All Good Now - You Can Eat Again :)
As you might know - well, anyone who actually knows me or has bothered to read my profile, will know that I run an aged care facility. I announced to my excited residents today that we would soon be taking delivery of some new scales, ones with hand rails - for frail little oldies to hang onto and feel safe whilst having their weight checked - then I added that it even had a height measure that could be recorded at the same time.....I saw their faces light up then one of my dear old ladies said "I think I've shrunk too much lately" so I promised her that if the number on the scales was too high we could just deduct it from the weight and add it onto her height - they all seemed delighted at the thought of this!! Of course we shall all be 6 foot tall and weigh only 50kgs according to our scales....but that's ok .......how cool would it be if we could really change all that stuff!! What weight/height would you choose? I think I like my height ....well ok 163cms isn't very tall...I know ....maybe I could be 168cms.....and about 50kgs, then I'd be happy......well I probably wouldn't be.....it's not really in our nature to be happy with what we have is it? Take my hair - well no don't ....or I'll be bald ......but hair for example - my sisters got curly hair, I have straight, I was paying a fortune for perms and body waves and she was paying about the same to have hers chemically straightened!! CRAZY!!
I have to say I still kind of feel like I'm talking to myself most of the time.....so if there really is someone out there reading my posts...please let me know ....even if you just comment on your favourite post so far...let me know a little about yourself if you like, let me know if you're a blogger so I can have a read of yours too.....basically just let me know there is someone out there lol
Cherry Pip for now .....I'll be back again soon ......oh and if I have offended anyone with the comments about ashy slimes .....tough titties, we're all entitled to an opinion!!!
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